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  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
  • Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell…

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